Ashely. Katchoudorian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You. We’re supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed. To be watching the door. Ashley Katchoudorian. Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchoudorian? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams. With legs. With a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms. Arms. I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchoudorian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know, what has transpired while you were at Pearl Harbor, seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me? I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girls arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr, disappointing everybody. Live with that.
- Trisha Cappelletti (via innovatorr)